Reblogged from stylishwanderlust
![Diane: Well, what’s the matter, Mark? Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: It’s you that’s what’s wrong! Diane: Well at least us hold hands. Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: No, we’re not holding hands! Diane: No? But you seemed a lot more happy to do more last night. There’s nothing wrong with it. Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: Its illegal that’s what’s wrong with it! You know what they do to people like me in prison? They cut your balls off and flush them down the toilet. Diane: Calm down; you’re not going to prison. Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: That’s very easy for you to say Diane! Diane: Can I see you again? Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: [scoffs] Certainly not! Diane: If you don’t see me again, I’ll tell the police. Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: [turns around and stares at Diane blankly] Diane: I’ll see you around then.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcc4s9IDsG1qbr8yfo1_500.jpg)
Diane: Well, what’s the matter, Mark?
Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: It’s you that’s what’s wrong!
Diane: Well at least us hold hands.
Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: No, we’re not holding hands!
Diane: No? But you seemed a lot more happy to do more last night. There’s nothing wrong with it.
Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: Its illegal that’s what’s wrong with it! You know what they do to people like me in prison? They cut your balls off and flush them down the toilet.
Diane: Calm down; you’re not going to prison.
Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: That’s very easy for you to say Diane!
Diane: Can I see you again?
Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: [scoffs] Certainly not!
Diane: If you don’t see me again, I’ll tell the police.
Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: [turns around and stares at Diane blankly]
Diane: I’ll see you around then.
(Source: stylishwanderlust, via ellephanta)
